Good For You

I Recently went to my friend's bachelor party. After several hours of cavorting with naked models and having oral sex with them, I was able to convince my friend Cory not to get married. If he did, he'd be missing out on an awful lot of things that would be wandering around. Cory called his fiancé and told her to get bent. The wedding if off. Good for you Cory. Good for you.

— Frank, 24