I Did Not Know That

I recently went to my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her mother, a rather attractive woman in her mid-forties with fantastic breasts, offered me a drink. After a number of martinis, I asked her what size brassiere she wore. She took off her blouse, unhooked her bra, and gave it to me to inspect. She was a 36DD. I looked up at her and said, "I Did Not Know That." I was in a totally heightened state of excitement.

— Hayden, 24