Born to Cheat

I cheat on my wife. I just can't help it. I live in a very small town. The last time I cheated was with an old girlfriend. I had sex with her in the woods behind my house. I don't think I could ever quit cheating. I've tried, but I think I was made to do this. This is my second wife. I did the same thing to the first wife, but I never told my new wife why my first one left.

— Clinton, 38