She Made Me Do It

An associate I manage is much older than me, but she's pretty damn sexy. I like legs and feet, and hers are great. She was excited about a potentially large sale, so I jokingly said, "If you get that sale, I'll kiss your feet." I thought she would make the sale, but I didn't think she would remember my promise, yet I was hoping she would. She made the sale and, to my surprise, she came into my office, closed the door, kicked off her heels, and said, "Okay, start kissing." I got down on one knee, raised each foot to my mouth, and then kissed them. I liked it and hope to repeat it for each big sale she makes in the future!

— Ted, 46