Date From Hell

I had a date recently with a rather attractive woman. I picked her up at her house and we drove to a restaurant about five miles away. When we got into the car, she started to text on her phone. Very little talking, just her and her phone, and me ... doing and saying nothing. We got to the restaurant and between texting, e-mail, and talking on the phone, this date was not going very well. I decided to cut my losses and just left the restaurant with her sitting at the table ... texting. I got into my car and drove home. Never saw this awful creature again, and I made sure I let everyone know what happened on this date from hell.

— Zac, 28