Whenever a female telemarketer calls, I immediately go into action. I tell her that I'm about to pleasure myself. I then say, "By the way miss, what size bra do you wear?" Sometimes I'll get a woman that's more excited than me and we'll both get our pleasures. It's almost like phone sex if you play it right. I'll get about three to four of these calls each week. Generally, I can convert two of them into quasi phone sex.
— Matt, 26
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