Spandex Bathing Suit

I own this sheer yellow spandex bikini that I just love to wear to the beach. It clings like a second skin and, when I get it wet, watch out below. This thing is just what the doctor ordered for an exhibitionist like me. I am extremely well endowed and the ladies cannot stop checking out my package. I love it. I am sure that one of these days I will get arrested for what I do, but until that happens, I'm going gangbusters so all the girls can check me out.

— Leonard, 26