Shaved My Legs

I shaved my legs for the first time tonight, and I painted my toes red. I just took my trash out in a tee shirt from a ladies lingerie store, women's shorts, pink panties, and open toed sandals. I am going on a trip with a friend in a week, and I don't know what I will tell her if she asks me why I shaved my legs. Maybe I will leave my toes painted.

— Kevin, 40