Hosiery Department

I went to a high-end department store and as I was looking for some pantyhose/tights, a young female employee asked me if I needed help. I told her I wanted non-control top fashion pantyhose or tights. She showed me some styles and asked what size I wore. I told her queen or plus size as she grinned and she handed me pair after pair. I ended up buying $200 worth of tights/pantyhose that day.

— Sam, 40