I recently told my mother-in-law that she has really fine breasts and how much pleasure I derive from looking at them. She smiled, thanked me, and then removed her brassiere and gave it to me. I use it often while I am pleasuring myself.
— Glenn, 28
Suspenders and Short Shorts
Up Against the Wall and Spread 'Em
Why She'll Dump You
So, your girl just told you she thinks you're "better off as friends." Riiiight. Want the real reason you're toast? Read on.
Impress Her With Your Moves!
Women have lots of options, thanks to online dating and bars and grocery stores and.... So show her that you're different. Show her that you know how to treat a woman.