I am a cook at a famous wing joint. I have always adored the girls; my god, it's so nice to work with some of them. The last two months, I have been wearing glossy hose, orange shorts, tank top, and white socks underneath my clothes to work. No one knows all of the items I have secretly borrowed from the hot females. It feels so good. I love how it makes me feel. Thank goodness for tight pantyhose, they do a great job of hiding my excitement!
— Simon, 23
Not That Innocent
Where Not to Pick Up a Woman
Obviously, family reunions and funerals are not fertile grounds for finding a date. But neither are these seemingly innocent settings. Even armed with your best smile and a foolproof line, you'll never win her over...
How to Buy Gifts She'll Love
OK, so you've got a girl that you care about and it's gift time. How do you pick something that will impress rather than distress your sweetheart? No matter the occasion, the main rule is first consider your particular girl's tastes and idiosyncrasies. Does she love the smell of roses? Hate the color yellow? Is she a huge fan of a sports team?