Ladies Day at the Ballpark
A couple of weeks ago, I went to a baseball game dressed completely as a woman. Wig, makeup, tight red sweater, skinny jeans, purse - the whole thing. It was awesome! The only bad part was when I got back to my car and had a flat tire. So, I called AAA to change it. The guy pulled up and asked for my ID. I told him, "Sorry, I should have warned you it's me, but I go by Michele most of the time now!"
— Wayne, 48
Not That Innocent
If You're a Giver, You'll Be Taken
Guys, you always ask, What do women want? Well, here's the ultimate answer. They want gifts. Some want expensive gifts. Some want flashy gifts. But your soul mate wants the gift of thoughtfulness.
How to Make Them Work for You
Here's the problem with pickup lines: They smack of insincerity. When you ask a woman if she's out of breath and then inform her that she should be because she's been racing through your mind all night, you may as well be saying, "Listen, the truth is that I'm horny but lazy, so how about we go back to my place?"