Hair Remover

I like to go to drug stores and ask a sales lady where I can find hair remover. They'll then ask me if it's for me and where do I want to remove the hair. I tell them I want to remove the hair from my private parts, but I do not want anything that is too rough on the skin. When I say that, they tend to blush and are somewhat speechless. I then tell them that since my package is really very large, I feel better with as little hair as possible. The ladies are so embarrassed and I just continue talking about my really large package.

— Robert, 24