Role Reversal

My wife said there can be only one decision maker and that would be her. She told me she would wear the pants from now on and I would wear the dresses. I would now do all household chores she would decide what she wanted to do. She now hangs out with my golf buddies while I clean and cook; she has them over for drinks and I have to wait on them. They really like to tease me and tell me she is more fun than I was. She has me wear short shorts and an apron.

— Dominick, 44