Next Best Thing

I stole my neighbor's panties when I was her house for a party. I had always wanted to have sex with her and, when I went into her bathroom and saw her laundry basket, I looked into it and took a pair of her panties. I put them on and I got so excited when I was talking to her, knowing that I was wearing her panties. If I couldn't have sex with her, then having her panties was the next best thing.

— Ben, 45