I Love Both Of Them

I have a girlfriend and we were ready to get married, but I told her I wanted to get her pregnant first. After three months, nothing happened and we went to a doctor. He said I should give her some time, so I waited again and after three more months, again nothing. At this point, I changed my mind and met another girl. After a few weeks, she called me and said that I scored a goal because she was pregnant. I was very happy to hear that, and we are having a sweet and handsome baby boy. Now, my real girlfriend found out she is pregnant by me. I am very confused; I love both of them.

— Isaac, 24