A Happy Day

My wife and I got out bed to get ready for work. She turned to me and said, "I'm not wearing stockings or undies today, you can have them." Today was a happy day. I was working and my mate's car stopped. He asked, "Can I come around to your house?" I gave him a key and when I walked in, he was nude. When he saw me, he said, "Wow, I hope I get some of that!"

— Grady, 50