Wearing Them For Her

I got a girlfriend when I was twenty-six. She pulled my jeans off one time and noticed I had undies and stockings on. She went, "Wow!" and pulled her dress up to reveal no undies. I said, "Wow, I wear them for you! Do you wear a bra? I do." She said, "Not for me!" We've been married twenty-four years now.

— Donald, 50