I Dumped Her
I had a date with a real hot lady, or so I thought. We went out and at dinner all she did was text and answer her phone. I excused myself and found the waiter; I gave him $50 and left. We hadn't ordered yet. I left her stranded at this restaurant forty-five miles from her house. Oh yeah, what a smooth operator am I.
— Stanley, 42
Blue Jean Babe
Not That Innocent
Hey, Jealous Lover ... Taming A Green-Eyed Girl
At least once in your dating and relating life, you'll have your woman turn on you, eyes flashing with anger, uttering that seemingly innocent phrase, "Who was that you were talking to?"
Set Free Her Inner Sex Kitten
She only wants to do the deed in the cover of darkness. She wraps herself in the sheets mummy-style before scooting off to the bathroom afterwards. And her idea of revealing lingerie is something full-length and black (and she'll keep it on, thank-you-very-much).