I cut lawns for a living and when all you white collar chumps are at work, I am hitting on your housewives. Lots of them are deprived and starving for good sex. I just left Patrice; we had sex while she wore her wedding dress. She said on her wedding night, she had to pleasure herself after the new husband fell asleep. I am not worried about making as much money as you because the sex benefits are so much better. Besides, the last one tipped me three hundred after I took care of her lawn.
— Ian, 34
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Sexy in Suspenders!
Suspenders never looked so sexy thanks to the flawless Nissa. We can only imagine what's underneath what they're holding up!
Food for the Mood
When love is in the air, we all want to avoid eating something that can spoil the mood. Like a hot dog with sauerkraut and onions. Or a garlic-everything bagel. Likewise, there are times when we really want to plan a menu that moves things along in the hot and heavy direction. If that's your goal, consider trying some of these foods to fuel your passion.
What Drives Her Mad
You left the toilet seat up again. You're hypnotized by the television or that cute girl walking down the street. You just have to adjust your privates in public. (Are you checking they're still there?)