Beach Trip, No Swimsuit

We went to the beach last week, and on arrival, I found I had no swimsuit. Rather than going out to buy one, my wife suggested I wear the bottom of one of hers. I picked a bright blue boy-short bottom and wore it that day to the beach under my shorts, only losing the shorts to go into the water. By the end of the week, I had worn it through the hotel lobby and into the hotel's pool and hot tub. The last day, she suggested I get a little more daring and wear a bikini bottom. I did, and later that night, wandered onto the balcony wearing the bra top as well. What a thrill to wear a full bikini on the balcony while people walked by three floors below on the boardwalk. I've never spent a whole week so turned on!

— Dan, 53