I went to a drug store to get a flu shot. The lady pharmacist and I went behind a screen. I unbuttoned my sleeve and tried to get it up far enough for the shot, but it wouldn't go up that far. I had to unbutton the front of my shirt so she could reach my upper arm. To her great surprise, I had on a bra. I told her I had gynecomastia, which is enlarged breasts in men. I don't actually have that, but I do have a good pair of breast forms. Wow, I loved it.
— Simon, 55
Sabiy has dotted all of her I's and crossed all of her T's - she's toned, tan and tall.
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