Caught And Turnabout

I was caught by my wife after having had sex with a twenty-two year old co-worker. To stay in the marriage, she demanded "equal time" to which I agreed. She went golfing with her best male friend from work; also married (I know him socially). The course was private and not busy; they turned the cart off into a woodsy, but still semi-visible, area. She got completely naked in public and gave him oral sex. He then had full sex with her twice. She came home smirking and casually informed me that he has a bigger package than I have.

— Micah, 34