Wife

One day, I was reading a book on the sofa when my wife walked in wearing absolutely nothing. She came in, sat on me, and started kissing me. I might sound like a girl, but my wife is a good kisser. I got totally lost in the kiss. She got me standing up and helped me get undressed. She let go of me and then pushed me back onto the sofa. We had the best sex ever, until our four-year-old daughter came downstairs. "Daddy, Mommy, what are you doing?" Well, I didn't say a thing, but let me tell you, you should get in a bed with my wife.

— Damien, 28