We Should Be Together

I'd like to meet the guy who wrote the email about wanting a roommate to share expenses, as well as have sex with, and signed it Martin 50, because I too would enjoy the same situation. I'd like a roommate who loves to wear lingerie and would enjoy dressing me in lingerie, as well. We could then go to bed together and run our hands over each other's nylon clad bodies. As roommates, this could happen nightly. We should be roommates Martin! I wish I knew how to contact you. We should definitely be together.

— Hank, 58