My wife has a friend from work; she and her husband come over sometimes. While we sit around having a drink or two, all I can think about is my wife and Jodie putting lipstick on me, and then both of them forcing me to give oral to her husband. I dream they get down there with me and teach me how to do him. I would love for the three of us to service him while he sits back in my chair drinking my beer.

— Mitch, 35