My wife has a friend from work; she and her husband come over sometimes. While we sit around having a drink or two, all I can think about is my wife and Jodie putting lipstick on me, and then both of them forcing me to give oral to her husband. I dream they get down there with me and teach me how to do him. I would love for the three of us to service him while he sits back in my chair drinking my beer.
— Mitch, 35
Time to Think Pink
Brunettes Have More Fun
The Most Common Lies Men Tell
Before you get fired up about his constant fibbing, know this: We are all genetically programmed to lie. And we do it all the time. Studies have shown that most people lie once or twice a day - that's as much as you brush your teeth! And over the course of a week, we deceive about 30 percent of those with whom we interact.
Mellow Her Bad Mood
You recognize the obvious signs - the pout, the scowl, the silent treatment were all dead giveaways. But when she won't tell you what's wrong, how are you supposed to help her?