Conventional Method

I was working with the hottest little Asian attorney. I was on a stressful case, and she felt it was her job to relieve my stress. She started by giving me massages, and that evolved in me returning the favors. After a month of foreplay, we kissed, and boy was it nice. We went out to dinner and had drinks on my boat. We stripped our clothes off, and we gave each other oral. We tried having sex, but I couldn't fit. We tried several times, but the conventional method would not work. I turned her over and finally achieved some success! It was great. Eventually, the conventional method worked. We've now been having sex for three years.

— Larsen, 36