I love wearing bikinis; I just bought a bikini at our local store. I have over ten bikinis in my collection. I will go out and get swimsuits off of wash lines when I can. I get so excited when I wear them and I like the string tie side ones. I wear it all day while my wife's at work; I go outside and will tan in it. I have a sexy tan line. My neighbor caught me one time and she told me I looked sexy in my bikini. Little does she know I have three of hers by taking them off her wash line.

— John, 42