Waitress

I was having breakfast yesterday and my waitress was a fairly attractive, but much older, woman. I was really flirting with her and she said, "You're young enough to be my son." I replied, "That is true, but what is your point?" Anyway, when I was leaving she gave me her number and told me she got off at three. I called her and she invited me to her house. Turns out, her husband is a long haul truck driver and isn't due to return for two days. We had a great evening together!

— Tristan, 29