Daughter's Boyfriend

I thought it was strange when I came home early from work and saw my daughter's boyfriend's car in our driveway. My nineteen year old daughter was gone for a week visiting a friend out of state. I walked in the house and found my forty-two year old wife and my daughter's twenty year old boyfriend going at it on the living room floor. I was transfixed as I watched my wife of twenty years being going at it with this young kid. I couldn't believe what was coming out of her mouth. I finally made my presence known and all hell broke loose.

— Wayne, 43