When I was younger, I slept over my friend Matt's house. I brought my sleeping bag because we were using the floor. After we got ready for bed, we turned off the lights and started talking about girls, sex, etc. As my eyes adjusted to the low light, I noticed that he had pulled off his underwear when I was in the bathroom. I don't know if he was trying to seduce me or not. I haven't forgotten that. To this day, I wonder what it would be like if we got together.

— Romano, 45