Lucky Me

I work in a casino and today they laid off over forty of the cocktail servers who work part time. I went down to empty the trash near where we get dressed and I noticed a few pair of pantyhose in the trash. I took the bag to the trash room and went through it to see what the girls threw away. To my surprise, I found some panties in the bag. There were two pair of black lace panties, some satin boy shorts, and three pair of satin string panties. Everything was my size too. I thought I had died and gone to heaven. I also found a bra. I took all this home and wore the bra and lace panties to bed. I was so aroused all night; I guess this was my big jackpot winnings! Lucky me!

— Alonzo, 42