Sex Party Surprise

My wife attended one of those home sex toy parties held by one of her co-workers. When I asked her the next morning if she had bought anything, she replied that she would show me that night when I got home. Well, imagine my surprise that evening when she greeted me at the door wearing only a black corset and a humungous black strap-on! Let me explain now that she has never been very sexually adventurous, is forty-seven, and is a fairly large woman. I confess that after the initial shock, I was pretty turned on by the scene. It was a very interesting evening!

— Luke, 42