Her Inheritance

My fifty-three year old wife inherited over fifty thousand dollars from her parent's estate last year. Instead of saving or investing the money; she spent it on breast enlargements, tummy tuck, and a minor face lift. I admit she looks amazing, but I know she didn't do it for my enjoyment. She loves to show off her new equipment and loves the attention she is getting. I know she is cheating on me, but I finally have a hot wife and I guess it goes with the territory.

— Stephen, 47