I like to drive around wearing a complete lace outfit, trying to let truckers see me. I really want to have a couple to make a maid out of me. The woman could do my makeup, and then I could polish her husband's tool.
— Barry, 45
Is It Time for Counseling?
Some love troubles - spats over dirty dishes, a little jealousy over a cute new coworker, that ratty college sweatshirt he just won't throw out - you can handle on your own. But sometimes you need to call in the pros.
4 Great Places to Make Love Connection
You sweep into the club, belly up to the bar, and are immediately encircled by a swarm of admiring ladies (models, maybe?). There's a short fight for your phone number, and you happily escort the hottest one home.