What She Doesn't Remember

My wife and I have talked about having another man join us in bed, but she's a little afraid to. So, one night we were drinking with a friend who was over from out of town. Well, my wife had too much to drink, and with that she became more adventurous. She agreed to live out the fantasy of being with me and another guy. So, she had sex with him, and I had her when he was done. The next morning she got up and was a bit confused as to why she felt so sore. The guy and I can't wait until he comes back and I get her drunk again.

— Ted, 49