I had the strangest experience this evening. It all started this morning when my co-worker Mark told me about a porno that he had found online that starred our ex-supervisor Shannon. He said it was raunchy, sexy, and funny and that I had to see it. He told me to stop over after work and check it out. I was game, but I asked if his wife Maggie would be home and he said that Maggie and his mother-in-law Carol were leaving to attend a conference this weekend. I showed up at Mark's house after work and we are sitting on the couch checking out Shannon on Mark's fifty inch TV. Sure enough, it was hilarious to see our old boss Shannon on the big screen doing some pretty nasty things. We were laughing, talking to the TV, and having a good time when I heard someone clear their throat behind me. I turned around and it was Mark's mother-in-law Carol! She was standing there staring at the screen, and then she asked Mark what was going on. Mark said, "I thought you left for the conference," and Carol explained that there was an emergency at the hospital where Maggie works and she was working a double. They weren't leaving until tomorrow morning. Meanwhile, Carol's eyes have not left the TV screen and she asked again what we were doing. While Mark was explaining to Carol about Shannon, I was checking out Carol. I had met Carol once before three years ago at Mark and Maggie's wedding. She is fifty-something, short and chubby, with a very impressive chest and an enormous behind. She has short gray hair, wears glasses, and had on a gray dress with a white blouse. After Mark finished his explanation, she said, "I'll leave you two boys alone," and started to leave. I don't know what I was thinking, but I invited her to finish the movie with us. She hesitated for a moment, and then said, "I haven't watched anything like that before, are you sure I won't put a damper on your fun?" "Of course not," I said. Carol came over and sat on the couch between Mark and I and we started the porno over. It was a little uncomfortable at first, but she just sat there watching. When the first real nasty parts came on, she said, "Oh my," and, "I had no idea," and she seemed a little flushed. I think Mark was really feeling weird, but I was actually getting turned on by the whole thing. I noticed when the action on the screen would heat up, Carol's breathing would get louder. I was watching her huge chest moving up and down with her breathing. I had no idea what would happen, but I decided to put my hand on Carol's leg. She didn't flinch, so I started to run my hand up and down her leg. She actually moved a little closer to me, and I became a little more aggressive with my hand. I leaned over and whispered in her ear that she had the most amazing chest. Though I was paying close attention to Carol, I noticed that Mark was no longer watching Shannon on the TV, but was watching his mother-in-law and me. I leaned over to kiss her, and she responded with unexpected passion. I thought I was home free, but after a few seconds she pushed me away, stood up, and said, "Oh my god! What am I doing?" I said, "I never wanted anyone so bad," reached up, pulled her into my lap, and we really started making out. Mark was watching the whole time as Carol and I went at it right beside him. Believe me; it didn't last long. I left the room to get straightened out, came back in a few minutes, and found Carol and Mark going at it. Seeing Carol in action was more impressive than Shannon! We each had one more turn before I had to get home to my wife. What a strange evening.
— Paul, 28
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