Thought They Were Gone
I thought my wife and her mother had left for Saturday morning market. I was lying on the sofa, watching porno, and pleasing myself. Just as I finished, I heard a gasp behind me. I turned around and my mother-in-law was standing there watching me! I sat up and said, "Oh my gosh, I thought you went with Karen!" She just stared at me for a moment, and then went back upstairs. I tried to apologize later, but she just said not to worry about it and that she enjoyed the show.
— Steve, 28
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