Try This Technique!

Shortly after leaving school, I found a well-paying job in a small city some distance from home. The men I worked with were a nice bunch of guys. One day shortly after starting work, during our lunch break I listened to one fellow talk about how he made out with a lot of women. The gist of his method was just to outright ask them for sex! That evening, I treated myself to a good supper in a better restaurant. As I ate, I thought about the technique he used. My waitress was a lovely lady, some four or five years older than I, and had been treating me very friendly. So, I decided to try his technique. Towards the end of my meal, she came to the table and explained that she would be leaving work shortly. She asked if I wanted anything else. I replied yes, and she asked what she could do for me. I said, "Look, I mean no disrespect, but you are so lovely and appealing. I want you!" "What?" she replied. I said, "I want to make love to you. I just can¹t resist you!" Before she could reply, a couple at a nearby table signaled to her, and she left without saying word. As she scurried to get the items the other couple had ordered, she kept looking at me. When she had taken care of their needs, she returned to my table and asked where I was parked. I told her. She said that I should wait in my car, and that when she drove up I was to follow her. I followed her to her apartment, and we entered. She offered me a soft drink and then left the room to wash up a bit. After about fifteen minutes, she came over to me and gave me one of the most passionate kisses I'd had in a long time. Within a couple of minutes, she took me by the hand and led me to the bedroom. Apparently she had been thinking constantly about what I had said to her because she was quite ready for me. Since that time, I have used that technique often. So far, I have rarely been turned down. The most recent time was just a few weeks ago when I went to a hardware store to purchase a replacement part. The lady was a cashier in her twenties. Me, I just turned seventy. I was late getting home that day, but was well satisfied. I used that technique when I first met my wife. Within thirty minutes of meeting her, we were making out! We had kidded each other about having sex before we even knew each other's names.

— Bruce, 70