Work Bench Lust
Last week, I was in my garage putting together a new work bench. I was on my knees attaching the top to the legs when I heard a voice say, "Nice butt. Do you always wear such pretty panties?" As I turned to see who it was, I realized that my tee shirt had ridden up and my red thong was in plain sight. I turned red when I saw that it was the guy from across the street. He had a big grin and said, "Don't worry, you look great." By this time, he also saw that I was wearing a bra and forms. He helped me turn the bench upright and asked what I was going to use it for. As he sat on the edge of it, I told him that if he lay back, I would show him. He did and I gave him oral. When it was finished, I told him it was my turn now. I told him to take me and he did. As we put ourselves back together, I said, "That bench is a handy tool." He agreed as he left with the saw that he came to borrow. Maybe we will use it again when he brings the saw back.
— Larry, 53
Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice
Andrea is the perfect gal; gorgeous, sweet, sexy, and a little spicy! This photo spread shows off all of her angles and assets; don't miss out!
Exotic Cover Girl
Tracy has graced the covers of many covers from hot rod magazines to swimsuit catalogs. Here she shows off her love of Japanese anime, as well as just looking smoking hot in black and white!
"It's Not You, It's Me" and Other Breakup Clichés
While relationships are always a uniquely personal experience, for some reason the breakups almost always seem to follow the same script, right down to the tears, the protestations ("You're so great, really, but...") and the promises ("You're better off finding someone who will appreciate you").
Sharing Your Pride and Joy
When you and your sweetheart both have kids from previous relationships, you have a lot to share. Each of you thinks of your offspring as your pride and joy. But to your sweetie, they are much more.