Boss Tears Pantyhose
I was showing my new boss how to use a computer we had at a workstation. She had been promoted from being a field technician; wearing levis and work shirt, and now had to wear skirts and pantyhose. As I was showing her how to use the computer, she moved to get up. "Damn! I caught my pantyhose!" I don't know if she wanted me to look, didn't think about what she was doing, or figured I was asexual, because she pulled up her already short skirt and gave me an eyeful of her firm panty-hosed thigh, pointing out the run. I immediately got excited and desperately wanted to run my hand over her leg. When I got home that night and recalled the event, I found it necessary to take matters in hand to relieve myself.
— Kirby, 50
Pretty in Pink
How to Break Up Gracefully
No matter how long you've been with a person - whether it's been a few dates or a marriage - breaking up with someone is gut wrenching for both parties. However, once you've come to the conclusion that you do not want to stay in the relationship any longer, it's your responsibility to bring it to a smooth end. Here are a few tips to break up with your lover with dignity.
Why Her Friends Know Your Business
You know the saying: "Women... You can't live with em. You can't live without 'em." This holds true when it comes to girlfriends, wives and mothers. But chances are, you could probably live without many of your woman's girlfriends. You know which ones: the so-called-friends of hers who give you suspicious looks. The ones she calls to commiserate with whenever you make an innocent mistake, like forgetting your anniversary. The ones she's probably told every dirty and embarrassing secret about your sex lives to (trust us, she has).