Wedding Preliminaries

Before I could marry my wife, I had to be approved by her two older sisters. Her family did not want to be disappointed with the selection of a son-in-law. I had to have sex with her two older sisters, twice each, and satisfy them anyway and all ways before they would approve of my marriage to their little sis! I guess I passed muster, because I am married to her now, for better or for worse.

— Matthew, 28