It Took Awhile

One time on the drive to Vegas, my wife and I stopped at a rest stop. It was late at night and there weren't too many cars. When I went to the stall, I noticed a glory hole in the wall. I'd never seen one before. Much to my surprise, I saw a finger in the hole, beckoning me over. Out of curiosity, went to the hole and did what he asked. The guy on the other side gave me the best oral ever. Afterwards, I returned the favor, and then went out to the car to meet my wife. "That took a while," she said. She has no idea why!

— Luis, 48