Quacked Up

My buddy and I snuck into his girlfriend's house the other night. She had a friend sleeping over that I had never met before. It was my friend's idea to hook me up with his girlfriend's overnight guest. Her parents were home, so my buddy and I had to sneak into her bedroom without waking them. Once inside, my friend and his girlfriend started to kiss on the top of her bunk beds. That left me and her friend alone in the dark on the bottom bunk. I don't wish to be disrespectful, but the friend wasn't much to look at, even in the dark. So, this left me in a very uncomfortable position as we just laid there. I didn't have any attraction to the girl I was lying with on the lower bunk bed. So instead, I entertained myself by making goose noises and quacking like a duck until my buddy finally gave up and we hightailed it out of there.

— Damien, 19