Womanless Beauty Pageant
A local chapter of the cancer society needed to raise money in our town. Someone suggested a womanless beauty pageant. I was a little leery about the idea, but my wife said it was for a good cause. She started out shaving every little hair off my body. She even went as far as to pluck my eyebrows. She said it needed to be done if I wanted to win. When I entered the bedroom, there were a bunch of different clothes on the bed to try on. She gave me a pair of pink and black striped panties and matching push-up bra to put on. We spent the next three hours picking the right dress for the pageant, which ended up being a tight fitting black one that I barely fit into. She said by the time she was done with me, it would fit. She brought out a corset that sucked my stomach in so tight, I could hardly breathe. Then, I put the dress back on and zipped it all the way up. I couldn't believe the feel of it. With the push-up bra on, it looked like I had natural breasts. The black five inch heel sandals made me stand up straighter with my chest sticking out. She added a wig and some makeup and long fingernails. When I looked in the mirror I couldn't believe my eyes; I wanted myself so bad. I was so hot; it didn't even look like me. My wife said if I won, this was only the beginning.
— Steve, 35
Chain Letter Bikini
Do you want good luck for 20 years? Pass this photo gallery around and see Elena's barely there bikini held across her chest with a single gold chain!
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Whether it's your first date or you've been together a few years, don't take the path of least resistance. If you're always expecting her to make the plans, pick the restaurant and movie, or cook the meal for an evening in, no wonder she's cranky and tired when it's time to snuggle. If you want a more positive response, take some initiative and show her you care.
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