Pantyhose Rule

I've been wearing pantyhose since I was five years old and they are my first love. I have no idea why I love them so much; I just become a completely different person when I put them on. Pantyhose are my drug. I openly wear them. My wife buys them for me; two weeks ago, we got married. I wore dressy shorts and pantyhose. Pantyhose rule.

— Allen, 45