Name Calling

I have an attraction to my mother-in-law. I always try to arrange so that she sees me naked. After the third time in three weeks, she caught on. Now, if I get out of the shower at her house or mine, she doesn't hesitate to walk right in and ask me a question while I'm naked. I am not well endowed. She got a little ticked at me one day and called my package a needle, to my embarrassment. She later apologized, sort of, and told me not everyone has a package.

— Wade, 38