The Chef For Sex

My wife complained to me that I do not do enough cooking. I complained in return that she does not do enough sexually. She told me that if I took a week to cook all the meals, she would have sex when and where ever I wanted for the following week. I cooked some fabulous meals for the entire week and she knew it. The next week, I started to remind her of her promise. We started to have sex at will when I said to and it was great. We even did it on the table, which we had never done before. I love the new sex schedule. Towards the end of the week and twenty seven sex sessions later, I told her I would take care of all the cooking if she takes care of me. So far she has agreed; we will see.

— Lenny, 37