Rug Burns

When my friend and I got off from work, we had made plans to go out. He asked me if he could use my shower to clean up after I did, so I said yes. When he came out of the shower, I was bending down to get something from my dresser and my towel had fallen off. Needless to say, this was my first encounter with a guy and when he was finished, I had rug burns all around. This happened sixteen years ago and I wish that it would happen again.

— Bryan, 52