I work at an amusement park and I like to check out all the women in monokinis. I got so turned on by them, I had to buy one. So, I bought an apple bottom blue metallic monokini and I wear it under my clothes. I love the way it looks and feels on my body. My wife doesn't know about this, but she doesn't need to. I can't wait until summer to go out and tan in it, and then check out the tan line I get.

— Roman, 40